How big would a purple elephant be if it ate 10 CDs? 1-8-09
Do ribbons on clouds make a noise that sounds like a pancake? 1-8-09
Your intestine is bright red from embarrassment. 1-8-09
Anubis doesn't wear pants! (Anubis is a ancient Egyptian god who has a jackal for a head.) 1-8-09
How come it's called a building if the building is already built? 1-10-09
If flowers on apples made an encyclopedia, would there be sunglasses with lightbulbs? 1-10-09
Snakes slither, cows moo, cats lick themselves, but do any of them jump? 1-10-09
Big black boots are actually small white flip flops in disguise. They are very sneaky. 1-10-09
Why do diplomas turn green when you stick them underneath a shampoo bottle? 1-16-09
Gumdrops, paper clips, and Egyptian spells look good together. 1-18-09
Would penguins eat Vlarpins if they lived in Bolivia? 1-18-09
Would a boring lotion be bored if it was put on an interesting person? 1-18-09
Platypusses are plums that are dyed gray with beaver tails sewed on them. 1-18-09
Blue lamps and ink cartridges are vegetables in diapers in disguise. 1-19-09
Cheeseburgers without meat are very friendly.1-30-09
Racoons like bubble baths while eating soup upside down.
1-31-09
Ironing while eating a cheeseburger is a magnifying glass.
1-31-09
Cows like playing bagpipes while looking at diapers.
1-31-09
Eating printer cartridges will make you throw up in different colors. 1-31-09
Tennis rackets and Swedish meatballs (or schmeatballs) can be made to make a flying diploma. 1-31-09
Can you bounce a doughnut? I can. 2-14-09